Harsh Reality Of Life

Our Communication ..................... Wireless
Our Business ................................. Cashless
Our Telephone .............................. Cordless
Our Cocking .................................. Fireless
Our Youth ..................................... Jobless
Our Religion .................................. Creedless
Our Food ....................................... Fatless
Our Faith ....................................... Godless
Our Labour .................................... Effortless
Our Conduct .................................. Worthless
Our Relation .................................. Loveless
Our Attitude ................................... Careless
Our Feelings .................................. Heartless
Our Police ...................................... Shameless
Our Education .............................. Valueless
Our Follies ..................................... Countless
Our Arguments .............................. Baseless
Our Commitment .......................... Aimless
Our Poor ........................................ Voiceless
Our Life ......................................... Meaningless
Our existence ................................ Useless

Real And Funny News Headlines

The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes awkward). Check them out...

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teachers Strike Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead