FUNNY RIDDLES

Q: What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
A: Stockings.

Q: What is the moon worth?
A: $1, because it has 4 quarters.

Q: 2 boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12
rounds but ends after 6 rounds. After one boxer knocks out the other. Yet no man throws a
punch, How is this possible?
A: They were women boxers.

Q: Before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
A: Mt.Everest.

Q: Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
A: No, he's dead.

Q: How many of each animal did Moses taken on the ark?
A: Moses didn't make the ark. Noah did.

Q: How many times can you subtract the 5 from 25?
A: Only once because after you subtract 5 It's not 25 anymore.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 4ft deep and 2ft wide?
A: There is no dirt in a hole.

Q: If 2 is a company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
A: 9

Q: Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
A: A $100 bill is better than a new $1 bill.

Q: I know a word of letters 3, add 2 and fewer there will be.
A: Few.

Q: No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
A: Silence.

Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A: Foot-steps.

Q: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31. how many months have 28 days?
A: Every month has at least 28 days.

Q: Take off my skin. I won't cry. But you will! what am I?
A: An onion.

Q: The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A: towel.

Q: There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is 5ft 10 inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.
He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
A: meat.

Q: What can go up and come down without moving?
A: Temperature.

Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: Cold.

Q: If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A: Secret.

Q: What more you have of it. The less you see. What is it?
A: Darkness.

Q: What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A: chalkboard.

Q: What has no beginning, end or middle?
A: A doughnut.

Q: How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?
A: Only one. The last one.

Q: Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup. even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A: A kitchen strainer.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.

Q: What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
A: To cover cows.

Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: Bulldozer.

Q: How do two psychiatrists great each other?
A: You are fine. How am I?

Q: Why was the ghost arrested?
A: Because he had no haunting license.

Q: Where do ghosts go swimming?
A: The dead sea.

Q: What did one ear says to the other one?
A: between you and me, we have a brain.

Q: What is a cigarette?
A: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Q: How do you define divorce?
A: Future tense of marriage.

Q: What is a dictionary?
A: A place where divorce coming before marriage.

Q: What ecstasy is?
A: A feeling when you feel your going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Q: What is a smile?
A: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Q: What is etc? When you use it?
A: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Q: Who is a doctor?
A: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you later with his bills.

Q: Who is a computer engineer?
A: One who gets paid for reading such mails.

Q: Who is a politician?
A: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.