You Know Your Broke When.....

Just in case you don't know if you're broke, here are some ways to tell...

* At KFC you lick other people's fingers.

* If you wanted to rub two nickels together you'd have to borrow one.

* At communion you go back for seconds.

* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

* Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

* If you stopped on a dime, you'd probably owe it to someone.

* McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.

* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

* You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice and cookie.