Words Of Wisdom

Here are some words of wisdom

# If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

# A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

# Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

# For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

# He who hesitates is probably right.

# Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

# No one is listening until you make a mistake.

# Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

# The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.

# The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

# To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

# To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to destroy all evidence that you tried.

# If at first you don't succeed, rise above your principles.

# Two wrongs are only the beginning.

# Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.

# You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!)

# The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

# Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

# The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Wisdom Words

Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right, to have common sense and good judgment. Unfortunately, there's not much of that going around these days. Common sense just isn't that common anymore. Here are some excellent words of wisdom, good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life.

# If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

# Your sole purpose in life may be to simply serve as a warning to others.

# It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

# People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

# Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

# If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few car payments.

# If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

# You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

# If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again it was probably worth it.

# Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans.

# To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

# Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

# A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

# Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

# Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

# Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield.

# Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

# Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

# Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

# Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

# The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.