Stupid Who?

One day there is a couple of kids in a psychology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class "stand up if u think you're stupid!" after about 5 minutes a little boy stood up and the teacher says "do you think you're stupid kid?"

To which that little boy replies "No miss i just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!!"

An Unusual Event

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

A little boy got up and read his essay.

It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.

"Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

Intelligence

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear?

Student: u can call him whatever you want sir,
because he cannot hear anything.

Spell Crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?

JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how to i spell it!