Cartoonist

If I were an artist,
you would have been my picture!
If I were a poet,
you would have been my inspiration!
If I were an author
you would have been my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

I am Joking

You are so....

A-ATTRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
E-EXCELLENT
F-FUNNY
G-GOOD LOOKING
H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING

I Just Love Hearing It!

A guy phones up his boss, but gets the boss's wife instead.
"I'm afraid he can't come to talk to you. He died last week." she explained.
Next day the man called again and asked for the boss. "I told you" the wife replied " he died last week"
The next day he called again and once more asked to speak to his boss by this time the wife was getting up set and shouted "I have already told you twice my husband, your boss, died last week. Why do you keep calling?
"Cause, I just love hearing it..." he replied