Smile for you

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds. This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand

Your foot will change direction!!! I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends... They won't be able to believe it either!!!

Seagull's Shoplifting

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighbourhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of crisps because they think it's so funny.

A Technical Question

What would happen, if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than it normally does?

Guess what?

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We would get salary everyday .

MBA vs Engineering

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a

competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,

set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are

millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

So "Economy of Scale" would be the ideal strategy in that market.

Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

Financially it would be a low margin market.

From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

What does it tell you?"


The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.


"Practically"

"Someone has stolen our TENT"

One paragraph that explains life

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 Crore children start playing tennis, 50 Lakh learn to play tennis, 5 Lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

Happiness keeps u Sweet,

Trials keep u Strong,

Sorrow keeps u Human,

Failure Keeps u Humble,

Success keeps u Glowing,

But only God Keeps u "GOING".

An email thread

This is a completely useless email sent out to everyone in this Group.

It is hoped that everyone will reply with equally useless emails.

Thank you.

:)

Quote of the Year

I work for Money, If you want loyality, Hire a Dog.

Newton's Laws

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD


Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "

Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

How will you react in such situation???

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a

Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:

1. What were the five words?

2. What is the implication of this story?

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ANSWER:


The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.

That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

MORAL OF THE STORY
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Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, in the relationship, but by this way we miss out some warmth that is needed... some things are not merely to blame... Remember always that life is not that easy to understand as it seems... Never try to apply your logic to understand every situation...
Let life enjoy its own complexity...

Bug in the Code

How to remove this bug from the code????

#include < stdio.h >
#define LAST 10
int main()
{int i, sum = 0; for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ ) { sum += i; }

/*-for-*/

printf("sum = %d\n", sum);

return 0;}


And the developer fixes it this way ..
..
..
..
..
#include stdio.h;
#define LAST 10

int main()
{
int i, sum = 0;

// Fixed. Doesn't move anymore.

for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ ) { sum += i; }

/*-for-*/

printf("sum = %d\n", sum);

return 0;

}

Before and After Marriage

> Before Marriage...
>
>
> Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
>
> Girl: Do you want me to leave?
>
> Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
>
> Boy: Of course! Over and over!
>
> Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
>
> Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
>
> Girl: Will you kiss me?
>
> Boy: Every chance I get!
>
> Girl: Will you hit me?
>
> Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
>
> Girl: Can I trust you?
>
> Boy: Yes.
>
> Girl: Darling!
>
>
> After marriage...
> .
> .
>
>
> JUST READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP!

World Leaders

Who Would You Elect?? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Who are they?

Candidate A:

Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:

Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.

Which of these candidates was your choice?

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B: is Winston Churchill

Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler

Lessons

LESSON

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,

He said, 'Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true.'

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted 'WINE'.
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, 'VODKA' and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, 'BEER'. He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
' OHHHH SHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!......... tttt' & ………………………..

*LESSON - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN .*



LESSON
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

'Listen,' said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'

'Certainly,' said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. 'I just need one copy.'

DUH!!!

*LESSON - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*

sometime you might make a fool of yourself ...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five cents coin in one hand and two one cent coins(1+1=2) in the other,

then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one cents coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one cent coins instead of five cents coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE CENTS COIN, THE GAME IS OVER

Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself

Legal??? Logical???

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 18 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

New Guy on the Job

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him
to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new
guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby
place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It
breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my
employees by their last name only... Smith, Jones, Baker... that's all. I am to
be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what
is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

Let the Boss speak first...

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they came across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appeared. He said, "Normally, only one is granted three wishes. But as you are three, I will allow one wish each".

So the eager junior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas on a fast boat and have no worries" … Pfufffff, and he was gone!

The senior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails"… Pfufffff, and he also was gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm!"


Moral of the story is: Always allow the bosses to speak first!

See Day and Night at the same time...

The photograph attached was taken by the crew on board the Columbia
during its last mission, on a cloudless day.
The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting.
Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities' lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert .

Note that the lights are already on in Holland , Paris , and Barcelona,
and it's still daylight in Dublin , London , Lisbon , and Madrid .

The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar . The Mediterranean Sea is
already in darkness.

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands;
below them to the right are the Madeira Islands; a bit below are the
Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point
of Africa , are the Cape Verde Islands.

Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during
day time and night time.

To the left, on top, is Greenland , totally frozen.

This is how business is done!

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice, Son
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!

Too good not to share …

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other recourse but to pray to God. However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island.

The first thing they prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.

After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, there was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing.

Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.

Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that he and his wife could leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked at his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered.

As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from heaven booming, "Why are you leaving your companion on the island?"

"My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered. "His prayers were all unanswered and so he does not deserve anything."

"You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings."

"Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "what did he pray for that I should owe him anything?"

"He prayed that all your prayers be answered."

For all we know, our blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us.

This is too good not to share...

My prayer for you today is that all your prayers are answered. Be blessed.

"What you do for others is more important than what you do for yourself"

This was shared with me by a friend . I hope you will share with your friends

Attitude and Character

Attitude and Character!

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went further than ever. The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go further and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan.

How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!

'Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character' - Albert Einstein

Never Ending Story

Man Of The Year

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1st Place

Marriage Humor

Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻：你在作什麼啊？ Husband : Nothing. 夫：沒作什麼。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？ Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？ Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻：要或不要。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady..' 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。 Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 ____________________________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？ 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。