What Women Really Mean

"It's a gal thing."

No = Yes

Yes = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Three Blond Women On An Island

Three blond women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came across a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

The first blond woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second blond woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blond asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.