Prison And Office

In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear things up a bit. Now, aren't you glad to be free?

* In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell. At office you get a 6x6 cubicle.
* In prison you get three free meals per day. At office, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
* In prison you get time off for good behavior. At office you get more work for good behavior.
* In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At office you have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
* In prison you get to watch TV and play games. At office, you'll get fired for doing that.
* In prison you get your own toilet. At office, you have to share a toilet with folks who pee on the seat.
* In prison they allow you to see your friends and family. At office, you're not even supposed to speak to them.
* In prison you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out. At office, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars.
* In prison you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and impatient warden. At office, he's called your boss.

There is something seriously wrong with this picture... now get back to work! You're not getting paid to read jokes!