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* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* She studied for a blood test.

* When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

* She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She tried to drown a fish.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

* She called me to get my phone number.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.