Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hot-line. Please listen to our menu carefully, as our options may have changed.
* If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4,5 and 6.
* If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the call.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
* If you are phobic, don't press anything.
* If you are anal-retentive, please hold.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
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