Words Of Wisdom

Here are some words of wisdom

# If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

# A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

# Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

# For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

# He who hesitates is probably right.

# Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

# No one is listening until you make a mistake.

# Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

# The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.

# The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

# To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

# To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to destroy all evidence that you tried.

# If at first you don't succeed, rise above your principles.

# Two wrongs are only the beginning.

# Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.

# You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!)

# The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

# Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

# The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.