10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek

1. When filling out your driver's license application you give them your IP address.

2. You often say "LOL" and "LMAO" out loud.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

4. You introduce your wife as "my@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is actually a food.

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.

10. You've actually reached the end of the internet.