Q: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick.
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What Do You Call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk.
Q: What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck.
Q: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A: Because They Have Big Fingers.
Q: What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Q: What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A: Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Q: How's A Texas Tornado And An Alabama Divorce The Same?
A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
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