Quiz

Questions:

01: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

02: When is an elf not an elf?

03: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

04: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

05: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

06: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

07: Why don't aliens eat clowns?

08: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

09: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

10: What two muffins in the microwave, talk about?

Answers:

01: A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

02: When he's got his head up a fairies skirt...then he's a goblin.

03: A carrot.

04: A cloud.

05: Cut its nose off.

06: He was charged with battery.

07: Because they taste funny.

08: The one on the range.

09: A fsh.

10: One of them says: "Man it's hot in here!"
The other muffin exclaims, "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"