Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress.
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Who is a politician?
One who shakes your hands before elections and your confidence after.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
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