CAN YOU TELL WHY???

* Why is it called building, even when its built?

* Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

* Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery?"

* Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"

* Why is the person who invests at your money called a broker?

* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

* Why ain't there mouse_flavored cat food?

* When dog food is new and improved,,, who tasted it?

* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

* If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

* Practice makes a man perfect. But nobody is perfect..... So why practice?

* The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know,
So ........
Why learn?