MURPHY'S LAWS

> Nothing is as easy as it looks.

> Everything takes longer than you think.

> Anything that can go wrong will go wong.

> If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

> If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

> If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

> Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

> If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

> Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

> Mother nature is a bitch.

> It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

> Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

> Every solution breeds new problems.